Sunday, October 14, 2007

Getting Rid of Monkeys











Did I tell you the story about monkeys invading my backyard and the neighbourhood?

Hordes of them. Big and small. Fierce and timid. But all monkeys as monkeys can only be. Monkeys.

They took my shelves and boxes of tools, paint sprays, thinner, tools, glue, adapters, switches... you name it. Scattered everything. Everytime I sort back the stuff, they come again.

What amazes me is they could unscrew caps of cannisters of engine oil, glue and stuff there my daughters would have difficulty unscrewing. Pretty strong buggers.

The monkeys left their territory because the hillslopes behind my house and surrounding area is being developed into a new housing area. They ravage my row of houses because my stupid neighbour who believes animals are reincarnation of people puts out food for the monkeys, the cats, and birds.

I was going to put out rat traps to snare the monkeys but thought it a little cruel to injured them when their feet or hands get snared.

So what I just did, after cannot tahan any more with their monkeying around, was bought rat glue and snared the area with a couple of plastic containers so that when they come get their bananas, their grimy paws will be stuck to the pieces of plastics.

Sure they can escape. But not without tearing away with pieces of stuff stuck to their paws.

That should teach them a lesson.

But I wonder if it'll work. Because the buggers were watching me lay the traps from a distance.

Smart monkeys.

Are there monkeys in your life as well?

You know, there are so many kinds.

Heh heh.

IN any case, you need to think of a way to get rid of them.

But you say, WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

Tell me if it doesn't.

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Anonymous said...

oh yea theyre really smart.Still tryin to find out a way to chase them out.

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It does matter. Yesterday, one bugger chased me and tried to attack me. I'm sure gonna find a way of getting rid of them, even if it means killing them.

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